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disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

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the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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getoutoftherecat:

this is why you’re not allowed in the car.

(Source: onlylolgifs, via literallynothingbutcats)

alex-of-macedonia:

theplanlaugh:

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

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Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

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Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

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fat-sweatpants-and-chocolate:

adventuresonpaper:

booktown:

adventuresonpaper:

booktown:

HOW DO PEOPLE READ WITH THE SLEEVE ON THE HARD COVER BOOK?! i JUST CAN’T

IDK I JUST FEEL WEIRD WHEN ITS NOT ON

I JUST FEEL SO MUCH MORE RELAXED WHEN THE BOOK’S NOT WEARING CLOTHES TO IMPRESS ME. JUST THE HARD BOOK IN MY HANDS

THIS JUST GOT SEXUAL REALLY QUICKLY 

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raynebowgearz:

angrycinnabun:

krudman:

the-average-gatsby:

thanks joffrey

What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?

wow what a really nice character

I’m reaaaally hoping those are sarcastic.

(via spoken-not-written)

candysomething:

summer-flowing:

candysomething:

New video. This one’s sort of important.

'You Are Not Beautiful'.

This one is very important

Overwhelmed by the response to this video! All of the thank yous

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

(via whatthehelldoisay)

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

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thesassycat:

sitting next to your crush like

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